i hate my blog

Well it finally happened...my first business card ever. Although it doesn't say any more information than what you could gather from stalking me on the internet (you know who you are).

Thats me. Matt Wall. Any questions? Give me a call, we'll do business.

So, this has happened frequently, and happened again today so i had to blog about it. I never thought i'd ever be saying those words, "i have to blog about it"

So, being quite regular, i need to drop a number 2 around the same time in the morning. Its a nice break inbetween my breakfast and starting work. Since i live and work and never leave this building, i have to use things like bowel movements to break up my day. And like most people i like to relax while i'm in there, take my time, read a little. I'm not one of those people that can't go if someone else is nearby, but i am one of those people who likes to be left alone. Just let me do my thing, is that too much to ask?

Well apparently it is for my roommate/life partner Blair. Apparently his urinary movements are powerful beyond control, and more punctual than the sunrise...cause as soon as i hit the middle of my routine, he's banging on the door cause he needs to pee. I don't know about you, but i can go 10 minutes without peeing my pants. But not Blair. Nope, he's kicking the door down peeing in the sink. When he needs to go he NEEDS TO GO.
Is that normal? Are there other people like this, who have bladders that are as flimsy as a soggy paper towel? I don't think i've ever suggested to someone to let me in so i can go in the bathtub, just because my kidneys can't handle 5 more minutes or slight pressure. Am i the only one who thinks this is rediculous? And its happened more than once!

Now that i think about it, its happened before with my old roommate joel. Joel's colon was as fikkle as Blairs bladder. I would usually give in and cut it short for him or let him use at least the sink out of pure fear that he was literally going to die of bowel poisoning. I remember one time i refused and stood my ground, just to see what would happen. I thought i would prove to him that it was actually possible to be master over your own bowels...but he couldn't handle it and went in the back yard.

...not that bad if we didn't share it with four other suites (it was a condo complex).

So this is what happens when you don't blog. You end up trying to cram everything into one big post and it just comes out rushed and confusing. So i'm warning you right, this will probably not make sense. ...but then probably most things that go on this blog have little sense to them. So what has happened around here worth noting? Well, we've pretty much finished our proposal. Got our first check from a generous donor - so UP in Honduras is no longer in the hole...for now. The Phillys won the world series, which was a legitamite reason for riots. Barack Obama won the president series, which was also the cause for riot apparently.

And this...
Apparently they have horses in new jersey now. Theres actually an island where we went to, called Assateagua Island, where wild horses roam the island. And its actually famous and people love it, slowing down to take pictures of horses. HORSES. Kinda cool i guess...if your an 8 year old girl. Next weekend we're going to an island with wild cows on it...i'm super excited.


Then this little doosey happened. How did that picture from the magazine "best pictures ever taken by humans" get in here you might be asking? Wrong, thats all me. Whose laughing now National Geographic?


Philadelphia, often known as the "city of brotherly love"...The Love Languages book has been #1 best seller here for 150 years straight. This is a statue of some guy who did something in America...i think, but i'll have to check wikipedia to be sure.

Oh, another professional picture? Strike two. Me again. This guys coming after me for stealing his soul with my camera


I really wanted to buy an amish doll, but lets face it, theres no way i'm getting any sleep with one of those in my room.

The next blog post will probably be next year, summed up in 5 photos as well.