i hate my blog

I got Rebecca to draw a pic of me, I didn’t tell her what to draw, but this is what she came up with. In case you couldn’t recognise, I’m obviously the circle skinhead rocking the green turtleneck and purple hotpants. I guess she saw me in my casual wear.

I asked what was going on with the girl in the picture. She told me it was my girlfriend. I had no idea what I was in store for, but I guess this little number is it. I’m pretty sure I haven’t met her yet…I have a feeling I wouldn’t be able to forget that face. So if this is you, and your reading this right now you should stop hiding from me and accept your fate. What, are you afraid to show yourself to the world just cause you have green-brown hair, or is because your skin pigment is a ghostly white? Maybe you’re afraid to meet me because I’m borderline anorexic and missing a hand (not to mention the line for a nose I have).

But look how happy we are! I promise I won’t judge…you can keep the plaid skit and fishnet stockings…just maybe wash off a bit of that makeup girl.